184 Funny too quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the king – that regal centerpiece of the chessboard, demanding only the finest bodyguard service! 👑♟️ No surprises here, I mean, who in their right mind would want their ruler to break into a cold sweat during a game of strategic warfare? Checkmate anxiety, anyone? 😂 #RoyalPriorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the subtle art of effortless coolness 😎. It takes true talent to master the 'I-didn't-even-have-to-try' vibe, right? 💁‍♂️ Who needs accusations when you're naturally smooth like butter? 🧈 #EffortlesslyCool #ChillVibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

  Commentary:
  It's true! Parrots have mastered the art of mimicking without any formal training 🦜🗣️ Maybe we should start taking their language skills as seriously as they take our conversations! 😉✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

  Commentary:
  "Let's skip the amateur hour and dive straight into the MENSA-level conspiracy game, shall we? 🧠🕵️‍♂️ Who needs Area 51 when you can have Area 404 – where all the truly ingenious theories go to hide 😏🛸 #ConspiracyTheoryConnoisseur"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

  Commentary:
  🤳 "I try not to flood the feed with my fabulousness, you're welcome everyone else 😉. Gotta give others a fighting chance to shine in the spotlight too, right? 💁‍♂️ #SelflessSelfieGame"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace your inner wisdom, for age might just make you less of a doofus 🤓👴🤪 #GrownAndDumber"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the dessert critics strike again, demanding their sweets to be less sweet just to keep things, you know, interesting 🍰😂 It's a fine line between tasty and toothache-inducing, but these oddballs are on a mission to find that perfect balance! More power to them! 👏👀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like this person should maybe stick to watching a different kind of ball game to avoid blushing! 🏈😳 Maybe they should try a less "intimate" sport like golf or ping pong for some wholesome entertainment! ⛳🏓

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the spider unknowingly signed up for a tiny adventure in the "under the bed wilderness" 🕷️🏞️. At least it won't be lacking in excitement! Just call your kid's room a natural habitat and you've got yourself a mini ecosystem right there 😂.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the eternal struggle between wanting a nap and not wanting to mess up your bedtime routine! 😴⏰ It's like being in the time zone of indecision! ⏳😂 Just remember, there's always Netflix to help bridge that gap! 📺🌙 #TheStruggleIsReal

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