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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

3 months ago

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

3 months ago

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

3 months ago

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

3 months ago