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Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

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Shared recently on Discord:

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Just shared via Facebook:

This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

Just landed via Discord:

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

Trending via WhatsApp:

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Seen just now on WeChat:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Breaking via Discord:

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Trending via Snapchat:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Making waves on Reddit:

Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

Going bananas on Discord:

First World War. Kind of nervous.

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28 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

75 shares on Discord this month:

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

92 shares on Discord this month:

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

I would rather lose you than the argument.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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15 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

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I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

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Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

I only drink when I people.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on TikTok:

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Just shared via TikTok:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

Making waves on Slack:

Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

Making waves on Twitch:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

Just landed via WeChat:

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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