57 Funny understand quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old conundrum! 😏💔 It seems like happiness truly is a double-edged sword for some. One can only hope that there's more to life than just the pursuit of pleasure! 😂🤔

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew running the family business could vary so much between Mom's homemade cookies and, well, dictatorship? 🍪🇰🇵 #FamilyBusinessGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

  Commentary:
  "Movie sound engineers must think we all have super hearing abilities 🦻🎬 Keep the popcorn crunching louder than the dialogue, am I right? 🍿💥 #NeighborNeedsEarplugs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

  Commentary:
  "Old people really excel at decoding Roman numerals… I can definitely see the 'I' for one! 😄👴 #RomanNumeralMastery"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the 'financial generosity' approach – making it rain without checking the weather forecast! 💸☔️ Well, at least you're spreading that money love around, right? 😜💰 #MoneyMatters"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

  Commentary:
  Ah, Twitter – the virtual land of fleeting thoughts and endless debates! 🐦 If you've ever delved into the chaotic realm of Twitter threads and hot takes, you'd probably agree that creating Artificial Intelligence is our best shot at restoring some order and sanity in the digital universe! 🤖💬 After all, who knows, maybe AI can teach us a thing or two about concise communication and avoiding unnecessary drama! 😉🌐

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the secrets of mountain climbing could be so simple? 🏔️ Just remember, folks, the real adventure lies in cozying up with a good book instead! 📚😂 #SafetyFirst"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

  Commentary:
  "Indoor kids, outdoor kids… as long as they're not redecorating your living room with crayons, it's all good! 🏠🌳 #KidsTheseDays"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

  Commentary:
  "Having kids is the ultimate excuse for being fashionably late 🕒 Who needs an alarm clock when you can just blame the little ones for a tardy entrance? 😂 #ParentingPerks"

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