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Amen to that! I'm totally on board with spending a few bucks to avoid assembling another piece of confusing furniture. 🛋️🤣🛠️
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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…
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Ellipses… they make life… feel like a… never-ending… suspense movie… 🎬😄
One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.
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Working full-time and booking appointments feels like trying to find a unicorn! 🦄💼⏰
I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.
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Explains why my laundry basket is the real MVP! 🧺👚🙃
Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.
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Looks like my sarcasm translator is about to hit overdrive! 🤪😂📱
I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.
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Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅
I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.
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Always ready for bed, just like a professional napper extraordinaire! 🛌😴🔋
So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”
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When life gives you telemarketers, give them a taste of their own menu! 🤣☎️ Press 1 for a good laugh!
What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.
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Looks like they should start investing in steel-toed boots for extra protection 🤣🥾💥
Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.
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When my brain goes on vacation, my thoughts finally start to make sense! 🤪🧠🎢