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  • Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

    Commentary:
    “Words of wisdom from the wise Hemingway 🍸: ‘Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.’ Looks like Hemingway knew a thing or two about avoiding those regrettable drunk promises! 😂👄 #LifeLessons #ThirstyThursday”

  • Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

    Commentary:
    “Watch out world, this potential is just simmering under the surface! 🔥 Let’s sprinkle some kindness, might as well stay on the good side of the future superstar! 🌟😎”

  • And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

    Commentary:
    “Watch in amazement as I magically transform into the illusion of competence! 🎩✨ Who needs real skills when you have the power of confidence and good intentions? 😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt”

  • I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a gym membership when you can just strategically choose your squad? 🤔 Surround yourself with all the snacks – I mean friends, and voilà, instant weight loss illusion! 😂🍰 #SquadGoals”

  • Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

    Commentary:
    “Well, on the bright side – at least you won’t have to worry about sleeping in too late! 😅⏰ Keep calm and remember that tomorrow is a new day full of possibilities… and coffee! ☕️✨ #MorningStruggles”

  • I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

    Commentary:
    “Are you feeling indecisive or just not too sure? 🤔 Don’t worry, it’s normal to feel a little bit of both! Embrace your uncertainty with a touch of humor 😄💭 #indecisiveornot”

  • Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal struggle between pizza and abs 😂🍕💪 Who needs a six-pack when you can have a pizza pack instead? 🍕🙌 #PizzaIsLife”

  • I forgot how to panic. Help!

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone misplaced their panic button! 🚨 Maybe it’s hiding out with your lost keys and missing socks? Don’t worry, I’ll help you find it… right after we check under the sofa cushions for your sanity! 🛋️😜”

  • I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a gentle dive when you can make a splashy entrance like a boss? 💦😎 Watch out for flying conclusions, coming in hot! 🔥 #CannonballMaster”

  • Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

    Commentary:
    “If you think you can treat me like a joke, I’ll be out of here faster than a punchline at a comedy show! 🎭😂 #NotJustForLaughs”

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