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Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Coffee is just goth water.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

Trending via Telegram:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Spotted on Facebook:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Going bananas on Facebook:

My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Just shared via Discord:

Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

Making waves on Reddit:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

72 shares on Twitch this month:

Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

86 shares on Instagram this month:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

62 shares on Discord this month:

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

71 shares on Slack this month:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Breaking via Facebook:

Social media may have been a mistake.

Going viral on Instagram:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Trending via X:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Just shared via Slack:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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