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Funny vs quotes 😂🔥 are the perfect way to add some laughs to your day while dropping truth bombs! Whether you’re poking fun at healthy competition or just love clever comebacks, these witty lines bring humor and sass in equal measure. Ready to spice up your conversations and social feeds with some playful banter? Let’s dive into the funniest face-offs and verbal showdowns that’ll have you LOL-ing nonstop! 🎉🗣️✨

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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