Funny vs quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

  Commentary:
  "Row, row, row my brain gently down the stream of confusion! 🚣‍♂️😂 #ExcelExpertInTheMaking"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the eternal struggle of effect vs affect – a clandestine Google quest for grammatical clarity! 🕵️‍♂️💭 Judging by the incognito window, this grammar dilemma might just be too scandalous for the regular search history! 🕵️‍♀️🔍💻"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the power of punctuation! 😄 Never underestimate the impact of a simple colon – it can turn a friendly meal into a gruesome scenario faster than you can say "punctuation matters!" 🥪😱 #WatchOutForColons

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the dreaded moment when the "fun fact" request strikes fear into the hearts of introverts everywhere! 🙈 Let's be real, nothing brings a group of strangers together quite like the collective eye-rolling that follows this suggestion. 😂 Who knew a simple icebreaker could inspire such levels of panic and creative exaggeration? So, let's spare ourselves the agony and skip right to the good stuff, shall we? 🎉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine going to the doctor's office and finding a trail of treats leading to the examination room! 🐾 Who says bribing with snacks only works on pets? 🍖😂 Maybe we should start a 'treats-for-patients' movement! 🏥 #DoctorVsVet"

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