Funny wander quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

  Commentary:
  🐓 Rise and shine like a rooster they said, but they forgot to mention the screaming part! 😂 Who needs coffee when you can start your day with a good old-fashioned wake-up call from your inner rooster? Just remember to save the wandering around for after you've had your morning brew! ☕ #MorningRoutineGoals

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

  Commentary:
  Ah, the elusive mind – known to wander off on spontaneous adventures, leaving behind a trail of forgotten thoughts and lost ideas. One can only hope it returns with a thrilling tale or at least a souvenir from its escapades in the great unknown of forgetfulness!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mystical realm of Target—where moms become stealthy ninjas, blending into the aisles like undercover agents dodging tiny accomplices 👩‍👧‍👦. Remember, not all heroes wear capes; some rock yoga pants and sip on Starbucks while evading tiny spies in the toy section! 🦸‍♀️🛒 #MomLife"

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