346 Funny want quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

  Commentary:
  "Parenting: Where mealtime is a constant game of roulette 🍔🍕 Will you get a food vacuum or a time-traveling lunch skipper? Stay tuned to find out! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

  Commentary:
  🍎🕒 When the Apple Watch tries to tell you what to do… Who's the boss now, huh? Take a seat Apple Watch, I'm the one in charge of this standing ovation! 😆 #WatchOutApple #SitBackAndRelax

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

  Commentary:
  "Fitness influencer: It's important to listen to your body. Body: You're old. And you want lasagna. 🍝🤣 Who needs motivational quotes when lasagna is calling your name, right? Remember, balance is key…between hitting the gym and hitting up the Italian restaurant!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive quest for manager enlightenment! 🧘‍♂️🕊️ Perhaps after a week of serene silence, they will return to the chaos feeling even more ‘managerial’ than before. 🌟 Who knew silence could be the key to mastering the art of management? 🤫💼 #ZenManager"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the magical charm of soup – fulfilling your hunger while leaving you yearning for more 🍲😋 It's like a delicious tease for your taste buds, always keeping you hungry for that next delightful spoonful!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a therapist when you can have a penguin therapist? 🐧💙 Let those flippers and adorable waddles work their magic on your blues! Just remember, penguins may not give the best advice, but they sure know how to bring a smile to your face! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I have a strict 'no ghost chat' policy 🚫👻 Who has time for spirits when dealing with the drama of the living? 😂 #GhostDialIgnore"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

  Commentary:
  "I totally get it! The satisfaction of having exercised is unmatched, but the thought of actually doing it… 🏋️‍♂️💭 Procrastination at its finest! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Girls Just Want To Have Naan

  Commentary:
  "Who runs the world? Naan! 🌟🍞 Just remember, when it comes to carbs, girls just want to have naan! 💁‍♀️🔥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

  Commentary:
  "Age is just a number…until it comes to paying bills and doing taxes! 😅 Embrace your inner Peter Pan and sprinkle a little pixie dust on those adult responsibilities! ✨ Who says you have to stop playing hide and seek just because you're all grown up? 🙈 #ForeverYoung"

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