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5 months ago
Share →: People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

Commentary:
“Ah, the eternal struggle between desire and necessity! 💪🍫 Who can resist the siren call of a sweet, delicious treat when faced with the daunting challenge of achieving washboard abs? Chocolate always wins the battle for my heart (and stomach)! 😂 #Priorities”
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

Commentary:
“Wow, talk about cutting straight to the point! 😅 It’s like saying ‘I don’t dislike you, I just prefer life without your presence.’ 🤷‍♂️ A savage yet oddly diplomatic way of expressing feelings, don’t you think? 😂”
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Commentary:
“Ah yes, the classic case of past self vs current self showdown! 🕰️🥊 It’s never a dull moment when you’re your own worst enemy in a time-travel crisis. Just remember, if you do end up punching yourself, don’t be surprised if you get a sassy comeback from future you! 😆👊 #TimeTravelTroubles”
5 months ago
Share →: Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Commentary:
“Dear sleep, I’m sorry I left you for the snooze button this morning. Can we rekindle our relationship? 💔😴 #SleepIsBae”
5 months ago
Share →: King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Commentary:
“King-sized beds: Bringing couples together like adjoining states 🛌💑 Or, as some might say, maintaining a healthy distance while enjoying the luxury of a shared bed 😄👑 #BedroomPolitics”
5 months ago
Share →: I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Commentary:
“Looks like the internet is the great equalizer, where even the best of us can’t resist going full Kanye mode 🤪📱 #OnlineStruggles”
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Commentary:
“Who needs fancy dates when you have a loyal shower curtain stealing the show? 🚿😂 Here’s to finding that down-to-earth, hands-on partner with waterproof qualities! 💦🛁 #ShowerLove”
5 months ago
Share →: I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

Commentary:
“Ah, a life goal we can all aspire to – reaching a level of wealth where beef jerky prices don’t phase us! 💸🥩 Just imagine casually tossing a pack of jerky in your shopping cart without a second thought… Living the dream! 😄 #BeefJerkyGoals”
5 months ago
Share →: “Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

Commentary:
“Finally hitting the snooze button for eternity 💤⏰ Who says you can’t sleep in peace? 🪦😴 #RestInEternalSnooze”
5 months ago
Share →: As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Commentary:
“When it comes to being flexible, I’m as bendy as a brick wall 🧘‍♂️💁‍♂️. As long as I get my way, I’m willing to contort myself into any shape necessary! #FlexibilityGoals”