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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

Trending via Messenger:

The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Trending via Instagram:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

Live now on TikTok:

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

Seen just now on Reddit:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

Spotted on X:

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

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70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

85 shares on Discord this month:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

40 shares on Slack this month:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

55 shares on Discord this month:

Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

33 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

46 shares on Slack this month:

He took my last fry, your honor.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

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Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

Going viral on Instagram:

Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

Shared recently on Slack:

69 but we both just farting.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Going bananas on Twitch:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.

Going bananas on Slack:

Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

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