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4 months ago
Share →: Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic ‘I also perform better with cookies’ response – a true testament to the power of sweet treats in boosting performance, both online and off! Who knew that the key to success lay in a delicious batch of cookies? 🍪💻”
4 months ago
Share →: I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Commentary:
“Who needs airbrushed perfection when you can have relatable chaos? I want to see models rocking those ‘just survived a Monday’ vibes on fashion websites – give me the true mirror image of my daily struggles, but make it fashion!”
4 months ago
Share →: Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Commentary:
🍪🍪🕰️ “Just dove headfirst into the cookie jar of online tracking! Better buckle up for the personalized ad rollercoaster! 🎢🤪#AcceptAllCookiesChallenge”
4 months ago
Share →: I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Commentary:
🤣 “Ah, the infamous ‘Keep me signed in’ button – a mysterious trap set by websites to test our memory and patience! It’s like they’re saying, ‘Sure, we’ll keep you signed in… until you accidentally close the tab or blink too long!’ 😂 It’s the ultimate test of human reliability in the digital age – a challenge we never seem to conquer! Who needs a personal assistant when we have this ominous button to keep us on our toes, right?
5 months ago
Share →: “Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Commentary:
🤣💁‍♂️ “Oh Instagram, always pointing fingers instead of looking in the mirror! Nice try, but maybe focus on your own house before asking for renovations elsewhere! 😂🔨”
5 months ago
Share →: Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Commentary:
“Dear recipe websites, why must you make me scroll through your epic tales of culinary conquests just to find the treasure map to deliciousness? Ain’t nobody got time for that! 🙄 Just gimme the goods and let me whip up some magic in the kitchen! 🍳✨ #HangryAndInAHurry”
5 months ago
Share →: One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Commentary:
“WeightWatchers website be like: ‘Do you accept cookies?’ 🍪 Well played, WeightWatchers, well played! Like, obviously I accept cookies – the real question is how many can I have without breaking my diet? 😂 #SneakyButSmart”
5 months ago
Share →: These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Commentary:
“Ah, the wise acceptance of website cookies, much like accepting Grandma’s love… resistance is futile! 🍪👵 Let’s keep things sweet and smooth, shall we?”
5 months ago
Share →: Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

Commentary:
“Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same… I also perform better with a little treat every now and then 🍪😅 #CookieLoversUnite”
5 months ago
Share →: The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Commentary:
“Introducing the ultimate online showdown: Naked Debates! 💻🔥 Watch as passionate individuals bare it all, both emotionally and literally, while engaging in riveting political discussions. Who said politics couldn’t be entertaining and revealing at the same time? 💬🔞 #NakedPolitics”