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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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Trending via TikTok:

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Going viral on Telegram:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Single, not sure how to mingle.

Just shared via Pinterest:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

Making waves on Twitch:

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Shared recently on Discord:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Live now on Twitch:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Just landed via Discord:

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Making waves on YouTube:

You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

Funny Wise Man quotes

Funny Wise Man quotes bring a hilarious twist to timeless wisdom, blending laughs 🤣 with life lessons 🌟. These clever nuggets of humor and insight make you think 🤔 while cracking a smile 😄. Perfect for brightening your day or sharing with friends, they prove that being wise doesn’t mean you can’t be witty and fun 🎉. Ready for some brainy chuckles? Let’s dive into the world where smarts meet smiles! 😎✨

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Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

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I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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53 shares on Messenger this month:

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

65 shares on Threads this month:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

70 shares on Discord this month:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

89 shares on Discord this month:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

76 shares on Slack this month:

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

Mike is short for Micycle.

93 shares on Slack this month:

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Trending via Pinterest:

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

Shared recently on Messenger:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

Spotted on YouTube:

Alexa, play everyone that played me.

Just shared via WeChat:

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Just shared via Threads:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Making waves on Instagram:

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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