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5 months ago
Share →: Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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Looks like someone dropped a verbal salad all over the floor! 🥗🙊 Next time, use a fork to keep those words in check! 😉🍴
5 months ago
Share →: Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

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“Trying to tackle asbestos like 😅💪 – You’ve got this! Just remember, even superheroes wear protective gear when dealing with that stuff!”
5 months ago
Share →: Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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"Three words that strike fear into the hearts of parents everywhere: 'Come on in.' 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️ Because we all know that's where chaos and mess await! 😂 #ParentingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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"Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé. Because we all know that pursuing equality and freedom sometimes requires a double shot of caffeine! ☕️☕️😄"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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Oh la la! Looks like someone's French pronunciation is a bit "faux pas"! 🙊 Time to brush up on those language skills before you accidentally order a "croissant" in a café and get a "croissant" instead! 🥐🤭
5 months ago
Share →: Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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"Looks like the scanner isn't the only one checking you out! 😉💳 Better watch out for those beeping hearts at the checkout counter! ❤️🛒 #SmoothOperator"
5 months ago
Share →: Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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"Ah, yes, the colorful language laboratory of our subconscious mind never fails to surprise us during human interactions! 🧠🤬 Better watch out for those unintentional "science experiments" of expletives! 🔬😂"
5 months ago
Share →: IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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Oh, the joys of navigating through the maze of flat-packed furniture with nothing but cryptic diagrams and a faint hope of putting it all together correctly! 🛠️🤦🇸🇪 Perhaps understanding those Swedish swear words is the key to unlocking the mystical universe of IKEA assembly instructions. Just remember, when in doubt, shout "Fjäderklämma!" and hope for the best! 😂 #IKEAstruggles
5 months ago
Share →: I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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Well, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery… Or should I say, plagiarism? 📝😜 Who knew being accused of theft could be so flattering! 🎭 #CopyingWithStyle
5 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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That awkward moment when you turn on your "I'm listening" face after the fifth time, but your brain is still on a tropical vacation 🏝️🤔 alas, lost in translation!