My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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Be the reason someone burns sage.