My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

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Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

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I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

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Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

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There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.