My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Commentary:
"Looks like Bob's friends missed the memo that 'bob' is also a verb! 🤭 Maybe they're too busy bobbing for apples or bobbing their heads to a catchy tune. 😜 Hanging out with Bob must be quite a 'bob-sled' ride – up and down, but never a dull moment! 🎢"