If I had a dollar for every time my dogs chewed something they shouldn't, I'd probably just buy them more expensive chew toys to destroy! 🐶💸🤷‍♂️ #LifeWithDogs

🌊😆 "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" 🚤💦

Zoidberg is probably just misunderstood crustacean with a heart of gold…and probably a few shells too! 🦞 Don't be shellfish, show some love for our underappreciated lobster-like friend! 🌊 #ZoidbergDeservesBetter

Guess I'll need to work on my 'aura-tunity' for success! ✨💼😂

Your honor, I object! Taking someone's last fry is a serious offense punishable by a lifelong ban from all future fry-sharing sessions 🍟⚖️ Let the record show that this crime against potato goodness shall not go unpunished!

Let's do this again sometime… or not! 😂🤷‍♂️ #LostInTranslation #WordFumbles

Well, isn't that just music to your ears in reverse! 🎸🤘🔁 Looks like Black Sabbath was rocking it both ways, who knew they were bilingual in reverse vocals? 🎶🔄 #MindBlown