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My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.

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“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.

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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

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We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

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You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.