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Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

Your 20s should be spent nervously sitting on the edge of the bed with rigid posture.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

84 shares on X this month:

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

92 shares on YouTube this month:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

Just landed via Slack:

A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

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Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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