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"Ah, the classic duck and dodge strategy – the ultimate game of life dodgeball! 🦆💨 May your aim be quick and your reflexes quicker, dear friend. Remember, sometimes it's best to let fate find a new target. 😂 #LifeDodging"

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I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

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Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

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A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

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For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

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Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

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I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

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A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

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There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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