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  • If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.
  • Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.
  • We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.
  • I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.
  • Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.
  • The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.