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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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"Ah, the classic duck and dodge strategy – the ultimate game of life dodgeball! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’จ May your aim be quick and your reflexes quicker, dear friend. Remember, sometimes it's best to let fate find a new target. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #LifeDodging"



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