Trendy Funny Quotes

  • People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.
  • My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.
  • Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.
  • I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.
  • Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.
  • I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.