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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Commentary:
Looks like Cupid has upped his game with some urgent requests! 🏹💘 Who knew love could come with a deadline and a "no cops" policy? Better start spreading those love arrows before time runs out! ⏳😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bring, cops, demand, hours, humor, love, me, relationship, time, urgency on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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