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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.
Jan 19, 2025
If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.
Jan 19, 2025
If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
Jan 19, 2025
My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.
Jan 19, 2025
At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.
Jan 19, 2025
Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.
Jan 19, 2025
When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.
Jan 19, 2025
The problem with rich people is that I am not one.
Jan 19, 2025
Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.
Jan 19, 2025
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
Jan 19, 2025