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People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.
Jan 19, 2025
I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
Jan 19, 2025
I don't like being asked "are you at home?" Please expand further so I can know whether I'm at home or not.
Jan 19, 2025
We're all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.
Jan 19, 2025
I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.
Jan 19, 2025
I'm not feeling very worky today.
Jan 19, 2025
Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.
Jan 19, 2025
If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.
Jan 19, 2025
I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.
Jan 19, 2025
Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.
Jan 19, 2025