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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

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I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

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I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

Broadcasted on X:

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Going viral on Discord:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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Share →: You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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"Driving tip of the day: apparently, the road to becoming a pro driver doesn't include hitting curbs and making trash cans nervous. 🚗💨 Who knew, right? Watch out, Formula 1, here comes the trash can demolition derby champ!"
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Share →: I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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Oh, autumn drama at its finest! 🍂🍁😅 It seems like your leaves just can't resist the temptation to explore the greener pastures next door! Maybe your neighbor will appreciate the unexpected foliage influx as a sign of friendship! #NeighborhoodLeafExchange 🤝🍃

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Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Just landed via Discord:

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

Making waves on Slack:

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Shared recently on Threads:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Just shared via Threads:

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Making waves on Twitch:

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

Making waves on Facebook:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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