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Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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355 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,624

Funny Quotes Topics

17,675

Funny Quotes Images

15,624

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

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Shared recently on Discord:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Seen just now on Discord:

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

Going viral on Twitch:

Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

Live now on Telegram:

The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

Spotted on Threads:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

Trending via Messenger:

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

Trending via LinkedIn:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

25 shares on Facebook this month:

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

Strict parents raise good liars.

79 shares on Discord this month:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

86 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

355 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,624

Funny Quotes Topics

17,675

Funny Quotes Images

15,624

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

3,440

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Reddit:

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Just shared via Messenger:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

Just shared via X:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

Going viral on Discord:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Breaking via WeChat:

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

Just shared via Facebook:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Going viral on Discord:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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