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👏👏 The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have felt like a one-man standing ovation auditioning for the role of "Awkward Encourager." Sometimes you just gotta throw caution to the wind and applaud your way through life's uncertainties! 😄👏
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- A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.
- Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.
- I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.
- My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.
- Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.
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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away… unless it's brown and mushy! 🍎⏰🤷♂️" -
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Ah, the classic male ritual of affirming authority over life's trivial matters by cinching those trousers higher 😂👖💪 It's the ultimate power move in the world of fashion and decision-making! -
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"Decisions, decisions… 🤔 Who knew stupidity could be so tempting? 😂 Perhaps the key to eternal happiness lies in embracing the blissfully ignorant side! 🤪 #LifeGoals" -
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"Well, forget reality then – we're all just living in a simulation at this point! 🤷♂️🕹️ #2020vibes" -
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Adulthood is essentially a never-ending rollercoaster where the promise of relaxation is always just out of reach 🎢😅 It's like chasing after a mirage in the desert, except that mirage is a quiet weekend that never seems to materialize! 🏜️💼 Just keep chasing those elusive moments of peace between meetings and deadlines until the end of time! ⏳😂 -
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"Realizing that the appeal of couch + PJs combo outweighs any fancy plans 🛋️😴 If only we could bill our tiredness as an excuse for social avoidance like our parents did! 😂 #AdultingProblems" -
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"Looks like the Pharaohs were just trying to slide into the afterlife in style! 🌊😎 Who knew that crossing their hands was the ancient Egyptian version of getting ready for a day at the water park? 💦🎢 Just imagine, forever riding those infinite water slides… sounds like a pretty 'pharaohtastic' eternity! 😂" -
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"Nothing says 'I have no idea what I'm talking about' quite like adding 'but that's just me' after steering a coworker straight into disaster 🙈💼 #officefails" -
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Oh, the struggle of centaur infants – born with a split personality! 🐴👶 Just imagine the chaos as the bipedal bottom half goes trotting off while the upper half is just trying to figure out this whole "neck control" thing. It's a literal case of "getting your legs under you!" 🤣 #CentaursGotCentaurProblems
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- I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.
- The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.
- Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.
- Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.
- I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”
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