210 Funny aging quotes

• The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

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  17 hours ago

  aging, amount, discovery, family, humor, older, secret, secrets, wild

• The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

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  1 day ago

  aging, alarm, best, day, day off, getting, getting older, humor, i, older, routine, same, sleep, time, wake, waking, waking up

• The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

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  1 day ago

  aging, being, humor, hurry, i, life, live, older, realization, realize, terrible

• The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

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  2 weeks ago

  after, aging, commute, drive, driving, extra, hate, home, house, hurry, i, late, making, older, stop, work

• I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It’s been forty years. It should all be out by now.

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  2 weeks ago

  aging, am, bathroom, complaint, forty, frustration, going, humor, i, should, sick, time, tired

• The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

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  4 weeks ago

  aging, humor, i, just, mom, older, realization, realize, right, tone

• You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

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  1 month ago

  age, aging, attitude, being, called, care, cool, cooler, geezer, humor, less, only, paradox, self-acceptance, true

• Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

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  1 month ago

  20s, 40s, age, aging, before, going, going out, home, humor, lifestyle, nightlife, party, used, welcome

• “I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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  1 month ago

  age, aging, day, discomfort, head, humor, hurts, i, neck, next, night, pain, pillow, sleep, turn, where, wrong

• Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

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  1 month ago

  aging, cherry, cherry tomato, dream, dream job, fun, gardening, getting, goal, goals, grow, growing, growing plant, humor, job, land, life, life goal, older, plant, success, things, tomato, transition

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