216 Funny aging quotes

• Old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches, I will admit.

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  7 days ago

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• Pyjamas straight off a hot radiator is a winner. Damn, I’m old.

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  7 days ago

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• Scrolling to your birth year is a humiliation ritual.

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  1 week ago

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• You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

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  1 week ago

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• I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

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  1 week ago

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• I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

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  1 week ago

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• The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

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  1 week ago

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• The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

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  1 week ago

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• The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

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  1 week ago

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• The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

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  1 week ago

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