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Funny aging quotes

Nov 5
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.
Nov 5
Share →: In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!
Oct 17
Share →: At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.
Oct 17
Share →: Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.
Oct 2
Share →: I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.
Sep 30
Share →: The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.
Sep 29
Share →: 30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!
Sep 29
Share →: Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.
Sep 25
Share →: You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.
Sep 22
Share →: You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.