106 Funny aging quotes

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!
You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.
We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.
One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”
One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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5 months ago
Share →: Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Commentary:
"Imagine a lively group of octogenarians furiously tapping away on their smartphones, still sharing hilarious memes and throwing shade like it's 2080! 📱👵👴 #GoldenTweetingYears"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical age where guacamole becomes a legitimate reason for celebration 🥑🎉 Who needs fancy parties when you've got ripe avocados, am I right? Welcome to the thrilling world of adulting in your 40s!"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

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"Ah, the glorious 40s, where discussing the efficiency of a vegetable peeler suddenly becomes an important decision-making factor 🥕🔪 Here's to embracing the quirks and joys of adulthood, one kitchen gadget at a time! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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"Ah, the fun game of 'Where's Waldo' but with our aches and pains instead! 🧐🕵️‍♂️ Who knew adulthood came with its own version of hide-and-seek? 🙈💼 Just when you think you've found relief, *poof* it's off to a new spot! 🎯🤣 #AdultingAdventures"
5 months ago
Share →: Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic battle against time – always winning as it leaves its marks on our faces! ⏳👴🏻 Who needs a clock when your forehead shows the passing hours? Embrace the wrinkles, they are just a reminder that laughter and frowns both contribute to life's story! Just remember to smile, it's nature's Botox! 😄 #TimelessAndWrinkled
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – from stealthy moves to crackling grooves! 🕺💀 Just remember, each creak and pop is a reminder of your well-earned wisdom… or maybe it's just your body reminding you to stretch more! 🧘‍♂️😂 Embrace the symphony of sounds that come with entering the fabulous 40s club! 🎶🔊 #CreakyButCheeky"
5 months ago
Share →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Commentary:
Oh, the quintessential journey from youthful exuberance to culinary caution! 🦃🔥 It's the aging process – evolving from party animal to probiotic promoter in the blink of an eye! 🎉👵 Embrace the transition and remember, there's still room for a little pumpkin pie… with a side of antacid! 🥧👀 #AgingGracefully #TurkeyTales
5 months ago
Share →: Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

Commentary:
"Ah, the alluring allure of aging gracefully! 💁‍♂️💕 Embrace those sexy groans and let them be music to your ears… and others' too! 😉🎵 #SilverFox"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

Commentary:
Ah, late 40s – the golden age of "good health for your age" accolades! 🎉 Embrace the wisdom that comes with knowing all the best stretches for back pain and the perfect anti-aging skincare routine. Just remember, at this stage, wrinkles are just laughter lines in disguise! 😉 #AgingLikeFineWine
5 months ago
Share →: At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Commentary:
"Who needs a full night's sleep when you can become a master of the power nap game! 😴💦 Age brings wisdom… and a lot more bathroom breaks! 🚽😂"