16 Funny ago quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

  Commentary:
  Ah, LinkedIn, the virtual networking jungle gym where your once-a-drinking buddy transforms into a potential job fairy godparent 🧚‍♂️🍸. Here's to hoping that that long-lost connection remembers your name and not just the embarrassing dance moves from that fateful night six years ago! 🕺💼 #NetworkingWoes #JobSearchStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

  Commentary:
  Hmm, if I were that elusive birthday gift, I'd probably be expertly camouflaged in the back of the closet behind old shoes and forgotten board games, plotting my grand entrance like a surprise ninja 🎁🕵️‍♂️ Or perhaps I've cunningly disguised myself as a household item, blending in with the decor until the perfect moment to reveal myself in all my gift-wrapped glory! 🎉✨ But hey, no need to keep searching,

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, what a shame! 📱😅 Who knew breaking your work phone could be a blessing in disguise? Now you have the perfect excuse for some peace and quiet! 🤫💼 #AccidentalSilence"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where being weird, quirky, or just plain odd was not embraced but institutionalized instead… 🤪 Thank goodness for progress, right? Embrace your uniqueness, you magnificent misfit! 🌟🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't. I'm pear-occupied with my juicy ripened fruits 🍐🥭 Can't let them down, they've 'pear'-fected their ripeness game! 🍐😄 #PearPriorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless curiosity about our coworkers' past hairstyles and fashion choices! 😂 It's like a blast from the past every time you scroll through LinkedIn, isn't it? 💼🔙 #ThrowbackThursdayEveryday"

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