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5 months ago
Share →: Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dream of a solo mobile throne cruising through the city like a lone ranger! 🚗💨 Who needs crowded buses when you can have a personal chauffeur blasting your favorite tunes? 🎶 Just make sure your imaginary driver doesn't get sassy with backseat driving! 😜"
5 months ago
Share →: Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Commentary:
"Remember, money can't buy happiness…unless it's actually in your bank account! 💸😄 #MoneyTalks #HappyAndRich"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Commentary:
"Who knew that a simple box of donuts could reveal our true selves? 👀🍩 It’s like a delicious mirror reflecting back our inner donut-devouring monster! 😂 Embrace the chaos, embrace the sugar rush!"
5 months ago
Share →: Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Commentary:
"Arguing online is like playing chess with a pigeon – no matter how well you play, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces and strut around like it won anyway. 🐦💻 Better to wave the white flag and call it a day before the pigeons take over the internet!"
5 months ago
Share →: Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Commentary:
"Today's forecast: 99% chance of solitude, with a high chance of zero interruptions 🙅‍♂️☀️ Embrace the serenity, folks!"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not alone. I have ants.

Commentary:
"Who needs a support group when you have a squad of ants by your side, always ready to march into battle… or the kitchen 😂🐜 #AntArmy"
5 months ago
Share →: In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

Commentary:
"In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised… And we all know that's when the real fun begins! 😜🚫👀"
5 months ago
Share →: “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Commentary:
If only childhood dreams came with a disclaimer of needing introvert-friendly career options! 🙅‍♂️😂 Looks like "left alone" is the ultimate career aspiration for all the lone wolves out there! 🐺 #DreamJobGoals
5 months ago
Share →: There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

Commentary:
Living alone: where you're the undisputed ruler of your domain, with the added bonus of never losing your keys but also the frustration of finding them right where you left them 🏠🔑 #SoloLife #PerksAndPitfalls
5 months ago
Share →: Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Commentary:
"Who needs a partner to Netflix and chill when you've got the remote all to yourself? 📺 No more compromising on that next binge-watch choice! Single and totally in control of the TV schedule! 🍿 #IndependentViewingGoals #NetflixAndNoChill"