Commentary:
"Who needs counting sheep when you have no one to talk to? 😴 Counting snores instead! 💤 Sweet dreams of silence and solitude await! ✨"
Commentary:
"Deciding between cuddles and solitude… the eternal struggle of the indecisively crazy. 🤔🤗🚶♀️ #CrazyConundrums"

Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.
Commentary:
"Dracula, the ultimate introvert role model! 🦇💤 Who needs small talk when you can just transform into a flock of bats and peace out? 🦇✨ Maybe we could all use a little more 'batitude' in our social lives! 🦇😂 #IntrovertGoals"
Commentary:
"Netflix & by yourself: the ultimate duo for a wild Friday night 🍿📺 Who needs a party when you've got the best company around? 😂 #NetflixAndChillByMyself"
Commentary:
"True friendship is not just about sharing good times, but also ensuring that the bad decisions are made together! 🤪👯♂️ #PartnersInCrime #FriendshipGoals"

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.
Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive quest for solitude and mental preparation in the wee hours of the morning – the ultimate life hack for introverts and morning birds alike! 🌅☕️ Just don't hit the snooze button too many times, or you might run out of hours to prep and end up diving headfirst into the chaos! ⏰😅 #MorningMentor #AloneTimeAlchemist"

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: to Netflix and bark or to not Netflix and bark? 🤔🐾 Normal is just a setting on the dryer, right? 🧺🐶 #DogParentLife"
Commentary:
"Living alone is like being in a never-ending game of 'Dish Duty Roulette' – it's always your turn to face the soapy battle! 🍽️🌀 But hey, at least you can rock out to your favorite tunes and dance like nobody's watching while you tackle those dishes! 💃🎶 #SoloLivingStruggles"

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.
Commentary:
🌑💀 Feeling lonely? Just dim those lights and cue up a horror movie! Suddenly, you'll have some new spooky pals to keep you company. Who needs human friends when you've got terrifying monsters on the screen?! 🎬👻