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"Ah, the joy of finding a note that magically transforms your impulsive purchases into 'planned essentials' ๐๏ธ๐ธ Home sweet organized chaos!"
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- Always do sober what you said youโd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.
- Old age is always 15 years older than I am.
- I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.
- Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.
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Looks like someone's on a diet – they're probably yogurt-ing their way to a healthier lifestyle! ๐ฅ๐ช Don't worry, we've all been there, trying to scrape out every last bit of that creamy goodness. It's like a yogurt treasure hunt! ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ Just remember, you're one step closer to your summer bod with every swipe of that spoon! ๐๐ฆ -
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"Ah, the sun, the responsible celestial body sticking to its schedule like clockwork โฐโ๏ธ. And then there's the moon, living its best chaotic neutral life ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ. Balance in the universe, right?" -
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Who needs pheromones when the irresistible aroma of barbecue is wafting through the air, beckoning us all like a sizzling siren song ๐๐ฅ Whether you're drawn in by the smoky allure of ribs on the grill or the tantalizing scent of burgers charbroiling, one thing's for sure โ BBQ always knows how to flirt with our senses! ๐ #GrillAndChill -
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"Trying to resist that craving for Samoa after indulging in Polynesian food is like trying to resist hitting the snooze button on a Monday morning โฐ๐คค Just accept it – Samoa always wins the food game! ๐ด๐" -
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Oh, absolutely! ๐ธ๐ค๐ Missing out on your city during a tour must mean they heard about that embarrassing dance move you did at their last concert! ๐๐บ So next time, maybe keep those jazz hands in check, or they might "accidentally" skip your town again! ๐๐ต -
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Well, it's like the ultimate "copy paste" feature that nature has, isn't it? ๐๐ถ It's a bit funny how parents might spend hours pondering who the baby takes after, only to be told they're basically looking into a baby mirror! ๐ #MiniMeReality -
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"Who says going topless is only for cars and beaches? ๐๐๏ธ Embrace the topless trend and flaunt that brain power! ๐ง ๐ช #BrainsOverBrawn" -
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"Ah, the age-old dilemma: should you make your own sandwich or have someone else do it for you? ๐ฅช Turns out, the same applies to other areas of life too! ๐ Just remember to use fresh ingredients in both cases ๐๐ฅ"
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- You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.
- You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You canโt have both.
- Summer is the best because thereโs always a chance Iโll see someone trip on their own flip flop.
- I donโt always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.
- I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.
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