38 Funny annoying quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

  Commentary:
  "Saving myself for marriage… or just saving you from discovering my true level of annoyance 🤷‍♀️💍 Beware, the surprise awaits! 😂 #KeepingItReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

  Commentary:
  "Imagine walking around with a 'mute' button, ready to boop anyone who's being too chatty! 🤫👆 Annoying coworker? Boop! Traffic jam? Boop! The possibilities are endless… 😂 #MuteButtonMagic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine getting an email so annoying that you consider throwing your computer out the window and chasing after the delivery truck like your life depends on it! 📧🤯 Maybe next time we can customize the 'return to sender' option to include the computer too! 💻😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I'm on a strict 'No Thanks, I'm Full' diet 🍔😂 Who knew being irresistibly attractive could be such a hassle? #ThickThighsSaveLives"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're going to have to add 'dodging silent electric cars' to our list of life skills! 🚶‍♂️🚗⚡️ Who knew a leisurely stroll could turn into a game of real-life Frogger? 🐸😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an alarm clock when you've got your friendly neighborhood landscaper, right? 🌿🌞 Just imagine waking up to the soothing sound of lawnmowers instead of bird chirps! 🐦💤 #MorningRoutineGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

  Commentary:
  Looks like he couldn't handle the hard-hitting truth during the PowerPoint roast session! 🤭💼 Better luck next time trying to dodge self-awareness, hubby! 😜🖥️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

  Commentary:
  "Paw Patrol: training our children to expect talking dogs saving the day 🐾🦸‍♂️ As for the dogs' lifespan, let's just hope they have enough years left to endure all those rescue missions! 🐶🕰️ #LiveLongAndPawspurr"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the title of "Official House Annoyer" goes to the little one from the mother-in-law's side! 🏆👶 Just when you thought mother-in-law jokes couldn't get any better, the universe decides to up the ante with a mischievous toddler in the mix! 🤣 #FamilyDrama #ToddlerTrouble

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the generation gap would be measured in decibels… and mild annoyance levels? 🎵😂 Turns out, sometimes our ears need a break from the 'tunes' of the young folks! 🎧👴 #CrankyTunes"

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