Funny quotes anxiety

77 Funny anxiety quotes

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

2 weeks ago

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

2 weeks ago

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

3 weeks ago

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

1 month ago

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

1 month ago

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

1 month ago

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

2 months ago

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

2 months ago

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

2 months ago

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

2 months ago

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

2 months ago

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

2 months ago

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

2 months ago

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

3 months ago

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

3 months ago

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

3 months ago

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

3 months ago

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

3 months ago

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

3 months ago

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

3 months ago