You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Commentary:
"Who needs socializing when you have cozy pajamas and a Netflix queue calling your name? 🏡🛋️ #IntrovertLife"

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Commentary:
When someone asks how you’re doing and you respond with "I’m fine" while your leg is having its own NASCAR race under the table 🦵💨 #SpeedDemon #CantStopWontStop

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Commentary:
"Me leaving the house: I hope I don't see anyone… *immediately bumps into neighbor, ex, and that person I owe money to* 😅🙈 #OutAndAboutDrama"

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Commentary:
🕷️ Just picturing a bunch of eight-legged creatures scurrying off with giggles… Maybe we wouldn't be so scared of them! Can you imagine the joyful chaos if spiders decided to sprinkle a bit of laughter in their escape tactics? It would definitely add a comedic twist to our arachnophobia adventures! 😄

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

Commentary:
"Staring into the abyss between meetings, contemplating the deep existential question: Should I refill my coffee cup or take a power nap? ☕😴 #JustAnotherDayInTheOffice"

I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts. It's called: "Leave me the fuh cologne".

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Commentary:
"Facing your credit card bill after a shopping spree is like staring fear in the face… but scarier! 😱💳💸 Who needs haunted houses when you can check your bank balance? 💀😂 #ScaryFinances"

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Commentary:
"Seriously, why does my metabolism take its sweet time while my anxiety is on a permanent caffeine rush? 😅⏱️ #Priorities"

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Commentary:
No worries, embrace the cringe! Awkwardness is just your charm trying to break free 🤪🙈🤷‍♂️ Just keep awkward-ing on, the world needs more of your uniqueness!

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I'm not home.

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Commentary:
"Looks like that package is stealing the spotlight! 📦🏠 Don't worry, it's just a delivery, not an audition for 'Home Alone 5'! 😂 #PackageDrama"