Funny quotes anxiety

75 Funny anxiety quotes

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Funny Quotes Mar 6, 2025

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025