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- Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.
- People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.
- Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.
- Sure, Iβm uncomfortable, but only in situations.
- Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.
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"Who needs a designated panic room when you've got me around – turning any room into a panic room in just seconds! π₯π± Just add a dash of chaos and a sprinkle of my presence, and voilΓ β instant panic mode activated! π¨π " -
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πΈπ¬ "Me: I'm an introvert. Vodka: No, you're not. Vodka definitely knows how to bring out the extrovert in us all! Who knew a little spirit could be so persuasive? ππ₯ #LiquidConfidence" -
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"Well, at least this person has mastered one specific assumption π€·ββοΈ Seems like the fetal position is their go-to move for any situation – who needs assumptions when you can just curl up into a ball and hope for the best? π€£ #FetalPositionIsLife" -
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"Who knew your arm art could be a louder introvert than you? π€ Maybe next time opt for a temporary tattoo to keep the chats at a whisper level. ππ¬ #QuietTattooRegrets" -
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"Anxiety: the gift that keeps on giving…and taking π π³ Imagine racking up points every time you overthink – redeemable for extra worrying or free panic attacks! Who needs a points card when you've got anxiety on your side? πβ¨" -
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π€£ "Ah, the mysterious ways of the traumatized mind – capable of handling a crisis like a seasoned pro, yet get them near the vegetable aisle in a grocery store and all bets are off! It's like their survival instincts are on vacation while their anxiety decides to throw a party in the produce section! ππ±" -
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"When the calm and collected Buddhists start losing their cool, you know it's time to panic…or maybe just take a deep breath and meditate π§ββοΈπ #KeepCalmAndZenOn" -
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"Who needs quick replies when you can perfect the art of procrastination and self-inflicted stress? πβ°π #ProcrastinationGameStrong" -
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"Ah, the classic combo of regret and ulcers – truly a match made in gastrointestinal heaven! ππ₯ Maybe it's time to turn those regrets into a delightful batch of cupcakes instead? Just a thought! π§π€"
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- For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person weβre avoiding at the grocery store.
- I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.
- My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.
- Iβll be like βit is what it isβ and almost vomit from anxiety.
- Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious⦠like, what was that?
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