Commentary:
Embracing winter with open arms and closed doors! ❄️🏡😂
173 Funny anxiety quotes
Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.
Commentary:
Every night is just another chance for my anxiety to throw a party and forget to invite sleep! 🎉😅💼
Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.
Commentary:
Just waiting for the elevator to reach the "Next Time, Press the Close Door Button Faster" floor 😂🚪🕴️
No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.
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Why is retrieving my own money more awkward than accidentally waving back at someone who's not actually waving at me? 🤷♂️💸🙈
I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.
Commentary:
"Fun fact about me: I once survived an icebreaker by using 'um' as a flotation device! 😅🧊🚤"
Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.
Commentary:
Finally, a workout plan for my brain 😂🤷♂️ #UnderthinkerInTraining
It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.
Commentary:
Already sad about tomorrow's work? Guess I'm just an overachiever! 😅💼🔮
Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”
Commentary:
Sundays: when your brain transforms into that overly concerned friend who just realized you haven't started your week's worth of adulting yet 😅🧠💥
Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.
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Trying to please everyone and still failing is my superpower 🌟🤦♂️ #PeoplePleaserProblems 😅
I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.
Commentary:
When you’re more into the RSVP than the actual plan 🥳🚫✌️