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Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Trending via WeChat:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Spotted on Pinterest:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Making waves on YouTube:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Trending via Threads:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Going viral on X:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

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Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

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Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

Trending via TikTok:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Going viral on YouTube:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Just landed via Reddit:

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

Going viral on TikTok:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Seen just now on Facebook:

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

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