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Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

Trending via WeChat:

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Seen just now on X:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Making waves on X:

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Just landed via Reddit:

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Just shared via YouTube:

If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Just landed via Slack:

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

Seen just now on Telegram:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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Funny banter quotes bring the perfect dose of wit and humor to any conversation 😄💬 Whether you’re teasing friends or sparking playful debates, these clever lines keep the vibe light and lively 🎉🔥 Ready to up your chat game and share some laughs? Let’s dive into the world of quick comebacks and cheeky remarks that never fail to brighten the mood! 😜✨

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2 weeks ago
Share →: My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

Commentary:
💦✨ "Guess I need lessons on how to sparkle like a disco ball! Anyone got a beginner’s guide to glistening?" 😂💎
2 weeks ago
Share →: Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone needs GPS to find their personal bubble! 🚀😄"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

Commentary:
"Waiting for the day when Teams introduces the 'virtual karate chop' emoji to keep us all in line! 🥋🙈 #DisciplineInTheDigitalAge"
4 months ago
Share →: I would rather lose you than the argument.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic ultimatum: love or winning. It seems like this person would rather have peace in the relationship than victory in the debate. Who knew love could be such a fierce competitor in the battle of wits!"
5 months ago
Share →: I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Commentary:
Wow, with that appetite, you must have quite the social media diet! 🍳📱 Don't worry, your posts probably have enough likes to keep you full until lunchtime!
5 months ago
Share →: I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of rolling eyes – some achieve it through romance, others through sheer annoyance. It's all about perspective 😂👀 #EyeRollingExpert"
6 months ago
Share →: Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Commentary:
"Starting conversations with short people by saying 'back when I was your height…' is the quickest way to have them look up to you both figuratively and literally. 🙃 It's all fun and games until they challenge you to a height competition! 📏 #ShortandSweet"
6 months ago
Share →: “Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet satisfaction of beating the email to the punch! 😄📧 Ignoring emails like a pro! Keep scrolling, buddy! 😉 #EmailIgnored"

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Threads:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Making waves on Threads:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Just shared via Slack:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Spotted on Slack:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

Just shared via Reddit:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

Spotted on Slack:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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