Funny banter quotes

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  3 hours ago

  Share →: My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

  Commentary:
  💦✨ "Guess I need lessons on how to sparkle like a disco ball! Anyone got a beginner’s guide to glistening?" 😂💎

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone needs GPS to find their personal bubble! 🚀😄"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

  Commentary:
  "Waiting for the day when Teams introduces the 'virtual karate chop' emoji to keep us all in line! 🥋🙈 #DisciplineInTheDigitalAge"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I would rather lose you than the argument.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic ultimatum: love or winning. It seems like this person would rather have peace in the relationship than victory in the debate. Who knew love could be such a fierce competitor in the battle of wits!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

  Commentary:
  Wow, with that appetite, you must have quite the social media diet! 🍳📱 Don't worry, your posts probably have enough likes to keep you full until lunchtime!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fine art of rolling eyes – some achieve it through romance, others through sheer annoyance. It's all about perspective 😂👀 #EyeRollingExpert"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

  Commentary:
  "Starting conversations with short people by saying 'back when I was your height…' is the quickest way to have them look up to you both figuratively and literally. 🙃 It's all fun and games until they challenge you to a height competition! 📏 #ShortandSweet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet satisfaction of beating the email to the punch! 😄📧 Ignoring emails like a pro! Keep scrolling, buddy! 😉 #EmailIgnored"

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