11 Funny banter quotes

Funny banter quotes bring the perfect dose of wit and humor to any conversation 😄💬 Whether you’re teasing friends or sparking playful debates, these clever lines keep the vibe light and lively 🎉🔥 Ready to up your chat game and share some laughs? Let’s dive into the world of quick comebacks and cheeky remarks that never fail to brighten the mood! 😜✨

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Commentary:
If video game characters gave relationship advice: Mario for the action, Luigi for the romance. 🍄💚💥💏

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

Commentary:
Not all monsters wear fangs and fur—some wear mascara and know where the snacks are hidden! 😈💄🍕

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

Commentary:
Sounds like your kids skipped the school of hard knocks and went straight to Comedy Central 🏠🔥😂

My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

Commentary:
💦✨ "Guess I need lessons on how to sparkle like a disco ball! Anyone got a beginner’s guide to glistening?" 😂💎

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone needs GPS to find their personal bubble! 🚀😄"

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

Commentary:
"Waiting for the day when Teams introduces the 'virtual karate chop' emoji to keep us all in line! 🥋🙈 #DisciplineInTheDigitalAge"

I would rather lose you than the argument.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic ultimatum: love or winning. It seems like this person would rather have peace in the relationship than victory in the debate. Who knew love could be such a fierce competitor in the battle of wits!"

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Commentary:
Wow, with that appetite, you must have quite the social media diet! 🍳📱 Don't worry, your posts probably have enough likes to keep you full until lunchtime!

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of rolling eyes – some achieve it through romance, others through sheer annoyance. It's all about perspective 😂👀 #EyeRollingExpert"

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Commentary:
"Starting conversations with short people by saying 'back when I was your height…' is the quickest way to have them look up to you both figuratively and literally. 🙃 It's all fun and games until they challenge you to a height competition! 📏 #ShortandSweet"

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