Funny quotes banter

Funny banter quotes

I would rather lose you than the argument.

1 month ago

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

3 months ago

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

3 months ago

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

3 months ago

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

3 months ago