12 Funny banter quotes

• If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

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• “I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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• If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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• My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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• Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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• Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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• I would rather lose you than the argument.

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• I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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• I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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• Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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