Commentary:
Wow, with that appetite, you must have quite the social media diet! 🍳📱 Don't worry, your posts probably have enough likes to keep you full until lunchtime!
Funny banter quotes
I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.
Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of rolling eyes – some achieve it through romance, others through sheer annoyance. It's all about perspective 😂👀 #EyeRollingExpert"
Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”
Commentary:
"Starting conversations with short people by saying 'back when I was your height…' is the quickest way to have them look up to you both figuratively and literally. 🙃 It's all fun and games until they challenge you to a height competition! 📏 #ShortandSweet"
“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.
Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet satisfaction of beating the email to the punch! 😄📧 Ignoring emails like a pro! Keep scrolling, buddy! 😉 #EmailIgnored"
I would rather lose you than the argument.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic ultimatum: love or winning. It seems like this person would rather have peace in the relationship than victory in the debate. Who knew love could be such a fierce competitor in the battle of wits!"