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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.
Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.
I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.
As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.
I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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1 month ago
Share →: No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

Commentary:
"When you cram a year's worth of flossing into one night… my teeth are confused. 😂🦷✨"
1 month ago
Share →: Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Commentary:
"Rocking the white pants… or as I like to call them, 'spill magnets!' 🍷🩳😅 #LivingDangerously"
1 month ago
Share →: Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic 'Mother’s Day breakfast surprise'—where the surprise is that she still has to make it! 😅🍳🌷"
2 months ago
Share →: The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Commentary:
"That 'night before' magic is like previewing the movie that's better than the sequel! 😂🎬✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Commentary:
"Let's hope your dance moves are worth the wait! 🕺💃😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Commentary:
Classic! Looks like forgetfulness runs in the family—and in your grocery cart! 😂🛒📝
2 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic “before you go” hook — because nothing says 'happy hour' like a surprise boss mission right at the exit! 😅🚪💼 It’s the professional version of “Do you have a minute?” just as you're about to escape. Guess we all have that moment when our escape plans get hijacked by one last “important” task! 😂🤦‍♂️
2 months ago
Share →: It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

Commentary:
Ah, the mysterious phenomenon of the ever-hungry, elusive dinner-time child 🤔🍽️! It's like they possess a magical stomach that only grumbles at the most inconvenient times. Maybe we should start serving appetizers during the main course to keep them satisfied! 🤣 #KidsAndTheirHungryWays
2 months ago
Share →: It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless ritual of warming up — because nothing says "ready for action" like finally rolling out of bed without pulling a muscle! 😅🛏️🔥 Remember, even your bed needs a warm-up before you launch into the day. 😉💪 #MorningStretchGoals
3 months ago
Share →: Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Commentary:
"Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. 🤦‍♂️ Turns out, the world is filled with a whole lot more! 🤣 Welcome to the global village of fools! 🌎🤪"