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Gone so soon that TMZ already booked an interview with my ghost 👻📸😅
277 Funny before quotes
You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?
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Sounds like we need a nap and a lottery ticket! 😂🛌💸
The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.
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When reality hits you like a cold shower just as you were getting to the good part 🌨️💤⏰
There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.
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When salad starts lifting weights and asking for a spotter, you know things have gone too far! 🥗💪😂
She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.
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Looks like someone put their cereal before their sense of order! 🥣🥛😂
We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.
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Sounds like we’re using advanced technology to time travel back to reality! 📱⏳🤣
Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.
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Trying to find a job before ChatGPT was like playing musical chairs… except they removed all the chairs! 🎶😅🪑🚁
Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?
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Can't believe they spent so many years holding their breath! 😂💨
I was into the moon before it was even full.
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Talk about being a lunar hipster!
My only issue with Ozempic is that some of y’all are taking it before considering the fact that you have a naturally large head.
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Some folks are going for Ozempic without realizing their real weight issue is all in their noggin!