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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

3 months ago

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

3 months ago

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

3 months ago

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

3 months ago

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

3 months ago

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

3 months ago

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

3 months ago

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

3 months ago

Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

3 months ago

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

3 months ago

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

3 months ago

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

3 months ago

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

3 months ago

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

3 months ago

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

3 months ago

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

3 months ago

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

3 months ago

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

3 months ago

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

3 months ago

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

3 months ago