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"Stepping into the digital world after a long hiatus like a wise hermit emerging from the mountains! 🏔️🧘♂️ Time offline is like a reset button for our priorities… and a chance to catch up on all those cat videos! 🐱💻 #BackToReality #OnlineButNotOverwhelmed"
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- Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.
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- Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.
- There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.
- Just another day of not being hot and rich.
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"Imagine being hangry and some dude busts out a fishing tutorial 🎣😂 Talk about adding insult to hunger! Like, dude, can you just hand over the sushi already? 🍣 #HangryProblems" -
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"Dear LOL, you're like the trusty sidekick in my communication adventures – always ready to fill the awkward silences with laughter! 🤣🙌 #ThankYouLOL" -
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"Ah, the endless cycle of boredom – a thrilling saga of nothingness 🙄! It's like watching paint dry in slow-motion while being stuck in a traffic jam…on a rollercoaster! 🎢 Boredom: the ultimate boredom of being bored, boredly. 🤪 #Boredomception" -
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"Stealing the show at every reception with my signature 'flailing limbs' move 💃🏼💫 Who needs rhythm when you've got enthusiasm, am I right? 😂 #dancingskillsonpoint" -
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Well, isn't it just rude of time to keep marching forward like that? 🕰️🤷♂️ It seems the universe didn't get the memo that we're supposed to stay perpetually young and hip. Maybe we should start a petition to halt this aging business – who's with me? 📝😂 #ForeverYoung #TimeFlies -
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"Ah, the perfect activity for those who enjoy the thrill of sitting angrily in traffic jams 🚗💨. Who knew that combining two passions – sitting and fuming – could bring so much satisfaction on the road? It's all about finding joy in the little things, even if those things involve honking and road rage! 🤣 #DrivingAdventures" -
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"Ah, the magical moment when siblings transform from rivals to allies in the epic battle against bedtime! 🤣🌙 Who knew sibling solidarity could be so strong when facing the dreaded lights out? #SiblingGoals" -
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"Life as a giraffe must be one tall order…literally! 🦒🤮 Just imagine the struggle of trying to get rid of that food from all the way up there! 😂 #TallProblems"
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- Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.
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- Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.
- Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.
- If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”
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