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Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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Broadcasted on WeChat:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Seen just now on Slack:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Going viral on Twitch:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Just shared via YouTube:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Seen just now on Messenger:

He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Everyone is awful in their own special way.

Just landed via Instagram:

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

49 Funny belief quotes

Funny belief quotes will tickle your funny bone while making you ponder life’s quirks 😂. These witty gems remind us not to take ourselves too seriously as we navigate our beliefs and misconceptions 🤔. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your day, they’re little bursts of humor that invite laughter and reflection 🌟. Dive into a world where wisdom meets whimsy and let your spirits soar with a smile! 😊

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What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

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Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

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December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

9 hours ago

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I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

13 hours ago

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Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

15 hours ago

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Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

1 day ago

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

2 days ago

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

3 days ago

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

3 days ago

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

4 days ago

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95 shares on Telegram this month:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

30 shares on Threads this month:

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

56 shares on Messenger this month:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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This sex could have been an email.

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I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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Imagine being social on social media.

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Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Shared recently on Slack:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

Live now on Slack:

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Your pronouns should be get/help.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

Going bananas on Discord:

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

Just landed via Twitch:

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Making waves on Messenger:

I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

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