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"Probably not, they can't handle all this earthly awesomeness! 👽✨😆"
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- Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.
- I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”
- The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.
- I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.
- My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.
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"Ah, the magical connection of annoyance at first sight ✨🙄 Who hasn't met someone and immediately thought 'Yep, you're going to irk me?' 😂 It's almost like a special kind of bond, right? 🤦♂️ #AnnoyanceGoals" -
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"Who needs a church when you've got a magician in the house? I wouldn't mind a taste of that 'holy' water myself!" -
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Well, it seems like whoever said that quote must have been sorely disappointed when they realized that grave digging doesn't come with commercial breaks or a laugh track! TV really does have a way of making everything look so effortless, doesn't it? Remember, always take TV portrayals with a grain of salt – especially when it comes to unconventional career choices! -
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"Ah, the fabled creatures known as software engineers 🧙♂️ Uniquely intelligent or just really good at Googling error messages? 🤔 Their mystical powers have caused mischief indeed, turning everything into binary code and making the rest of us feel like mere mortals in the land of algorithms and bugs! 🤪👾 #WizardsOfTheDigitalRealm"
Top Funny Belief Quotes 🔥
- All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.
- Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!
- Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.
- I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.
- I believe in annoyed at first sight.
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