Funny quotes belief

29 Funny belief quotes

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025