47 Funny belief quotes

• What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

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  1 week ago

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• Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

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  2 weeks ago

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• December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

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• I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

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  1 month ago

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• Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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  2 months ago

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• You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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  2 months ago

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• I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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  2 months ago

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• Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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  2 months ago

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• Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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  2 months ago

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