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30 Funny belief quotes

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

2 weeks ago

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

3 weeks ago

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

1 month ago

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

1 month ago

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

1 month ago

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

2 months ago

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

2 months ago

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

3 months ago

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

3 months ago

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

3 months ago

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

3 months ago

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

3 months ago

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

3 months ago

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

3 months ago

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

3 months ago

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

3 months ago

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

3 months ago

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

3 months ago

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

3 months ago

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

3 months ago