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Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

Just shared via Slack:

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

Going viral on Discord:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

Spotted on Instagram:

Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

Spreading quickly via X:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

Just landed via Telegram:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

Trending via TikTok:

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

Shared recently on Instagram:

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

Seen just now on TikTok:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

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19 shares on Instagram this month:

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

24 shares on Twitch this month:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

Grok, put light in her eyes.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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This is an awful time to be an educated person.

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

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Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

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A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

Live now on Messenger:

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Shared recently on Discord:

Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

Seen just now on Slack:

Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

Spreading quickly via X:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

Shared recently on X:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

Spotted on TikTok:

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

Broadcasted on Slack:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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