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Funny biscuit quotes

Funny biscuit quotes 🍪 bring a sprinkle of joy and a crunch of humor to your day! Whether you dunk, crumble, or just nibble, these witty sayings add flavor to every tea break ☕️. Ready to snack on some laughter and biscuit brilliance? Let’s dive into a world where cookies meet comedy and smiles are guaranteed! 😄✨

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

Posted on2 weeks ago

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Posted on4 weeks ago

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