Funny bloke quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: That one British friend that’s too bloke.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, that one British mate who's just a tad *too* bloke, eh? Probably spikes his tea with extra testosterone 🇬🇧💪 #BlokeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the one with the iconic lightning scar and a knack for getting into magical mischief. You're thinking of the one and only Harry "The Chosen One" Potter! ⚡🧙‍♂️ Don't worry, he's pretty difficult to forget, unless you've been hit by a Forgetfulness Charm!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the neighborhood peeping Toms are slacking off these days! Maybe they're too busy binge-watching Netflix to appreciate your sparkling windows 🪟👀 #NeighborhoodNeglect"

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