That one British friend that’s too bloke.

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Commentary:
"Oh, that one British mate who's just a tad *too* bloke, eh? Probably spikes his tea with extra testosterone 🇬🇧💪 #BlokeGoals"

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the one with the iconic lightning scar and a knack for getting into magical mischief. You're thinking of the one and only Harry "The Chosen One" Potter! ⚡🧙‍♂️ Don't worry, he's pretty difficult to forget, unless you've been hit by a Forgetfulness Charm!

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Commentary:
"Looks like the neighborhood peeping Toms are slacking off these days! Maybe they're too busy binge-watching Netflix to appreciate your sparkling windows 🪟👀 #NeighborhoodNeglect"