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Funny borrowing quotes

Funny borrowing quotes bring a smile 😄 to the sometimes tricky world of lending and borrowing 💸. Whether it’s about that “borrowed” pen 🖊️ or an overdue book 📚, these witty sayings add a playful twist to everyday moments. Perfect for sharing with friends or breaking the ice, they remind us that borrowing doesn’t have to be awkward — it can be downright hilarious! 😂✨

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Posted onMar 6, 2025Mar 6, 2025

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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