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Funny broccoli quotes

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
Why can't Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I'm trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025