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Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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Making waves on Messenger:

Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

Making waves on Facebook:

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

Trending via Pinterest:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Live now on Messenger:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Going viral on X:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Making waves on Threads:

Even wild things have slow mornings.

Breaking via Reddit:

Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

Spotted on WeChat:

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Live now on Telegram:

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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Funny calculation quotes

Funny calculation quotes add a splash of humor to the world of numbers and math 🤓➕ Whether you’re a math whiz or just someone who loves a good giggle, these witty takes on calculations will brighten your day and make formulas feel a little less intimidating 😂📐 Get ready to crunch some laughs and count on fun with these clever, number-inspired quips! 🎉🧮

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$Funny calculation quotes - If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.$

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Share →: If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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I'm no math whiz, but even I know that's a lot of failed tests! 📚🤓💸
6 months ago
Share →: When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal conundrum of cat behavior! 🐱 Is it a daring leap of faith like a first cat life, or a reckless daredevil act like a ninth cat life? The line between curiosity and catastrophe is as thin as a hairball on a tightrope! 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Commentary:
"Looks like the bridge was having a 'bear'y serious moment for a 'pawsitively' hilarious reason! 🐻🚗✨ Hope your kids didn't ruffle any feathers with their furry companions!"

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French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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Ugh, but profoundly.

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I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

Breaking via Facebook:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Making waves on Snapchat:

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Spotted on Twitch:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

Shared recently on Reddit:

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

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