Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I'll get back to you whenever I feel like it' strategy. 🙃 Remember to keep your phone on high alert for that eventual return call – it's like a surprise from the universe! 📞⏳"
148 Funny call quotes
Trending Funny Call Quotes 🔥
- Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.
- Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.
- To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
- Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.
- People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“
More funny call quotes 👇
-
-
Commentary:
“New Zealand, old identity crisis? 🤔 Can we give this country an all-new makeover and just call it Zealand already? 🌏🤣 #NameGameStrong” -
Commentary:
📱 "Oh, cell phone, you sly little device! Ignored calls sound much better than missed calls, don't they? It's all about perspective, right? 😅 Maybe they should invent a 'Sorry, I'm avoiding you' button for those times we just need some space. 🙊" -
Commentary:
📱🥪 "Watching some folks hold their cell phone to their ear is like witnessing a failed attempt at eating a digital sandwich! Maybe they're just hungry for a byte instead? 😄" -
Commentary:
"Spring: the brief period when we shift from grumbling about freezing to griping about sweating. Mother Nature's way of keeping us on our toes 🌬️🌞 #SpringStruggles" -
Commentary:
Oh, the classic game of "Excuse Roulette" where each excuse is like a different piece of colorful candy in a candy store 🍬🎲! It's all fun and games until you realize you've exhausted your excuse inventory and you're left with the good old "my dog ate my homework" 🐶📚. Time to get creative and think outside the box! -
Commentary:
Looks like you're operating on a whole different energy level – literally! 🔋 Don't worry, sometimes it's better to stand out than to blend in like rechargeable batteries in a junk drawer. Embrace your uniqueness and shine bright like a Duracell in a sea of generic brands! 💡😄 -
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic time traveler conundrum – always arriving fashionably late! 🕰️⏳ Who knew time machines also had a sense of humor? 😄 #TimeyWimey" -
Commentary:
"Breaking news: Customer pulls a fast one on themselves, demands satisfaction or else they're outta there! 🤣📞 #CustomerServiceStruggles" -
Commentary:
😂 "Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang? Talk about a call of the wild generations! 📞👵👴 Maybe they were just too busy trying to figure out how to send a text message instead! 😆"
Top Funny Call Quotes 🔥
- No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.
- I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.
- Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?
- If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.
- Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.
For even more funny call quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇
All funny call quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌
Hope you enjoyed these funny call quotes! 😂 If you’re looking for even more laughs, check out our other hilarious collections — perfect for your daily mood boost!
Trending Topics
activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media need parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology think time want work
Funny Quotes Data 🤓
390 added this month
10,023
Funny Quotes Topics
35 minutes ago