77 Funny care quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs labeled 'dishwasher safe' when you have a 'carelessly toss in and hope for the best' approach? 🍽️🚫🧼 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least they care enough to get it wrong, right? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe they can care a tad more about grammar next time! 😉 #GrammarMatters"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

  Commentary:
  "Home: the only place where you can rock that messy bun and pajamas all day, every day, without a single care in the world 🏠💁‍♀️ Who needs makeup when you have comfort and peace? 😂 #HomeSweetHome"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

  Commentary:
  "Me trying to solve my life problems like 🤷‍♂️: 'I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.' Who needs logic when you've got a carefree attitude? 😂 #LivingMyBestConfusedLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma: to Netflix and bark or to not Netflix and bark? 🤔🐾 Normal is just a setting on the dryer, right? 🧺🐶 #DogParentLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between pizza and abs 😂🍕💪 Who needs a six-pack when you can have a pizza pack instead? 🍕🙌 #PizzaIsLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling invisible? Just default on a payment or two and watch the VIP treatment arrive faster than you can say 'overdraft fee' 😂💸 #MoneyTalks #PayToPlay"

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