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Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I hate world events. I have problems of my own to worry about.

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Spotted on WeChat:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Just shared via Facebook:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

Just shared via Pinterest:

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Seen just now on Discord:

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

Shared recently on Threads:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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87 shares on Discord this month:

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

99 shares on Slack this month:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

45 shares on Instagram this month:

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

56 shares on Discord this month:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

98 shares on WeChat this month:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

75 shares on X this month:

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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For whom the Fetty Waps.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?

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About to form my very first opinion.

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Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

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Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Making waves on WeChat:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

Spreading quickly via X:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Spotted on X:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Just shared via YouTube:

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

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