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Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Just landed via Instagram:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Trending via Pinterest:

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

Just landed via Discord:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Making waves on Twitch:

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Trending via Discord:

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Seen just now on Discord:

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

Trending via Slack:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Live now on Slack:

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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