74 Funny celebration quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it's mission accomplished on the Thanksgiving front! 🙈🍗 Who needs stretchy pants when you have Thanksgiving feasts to conquer? 😆🦃 #WorthIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: December. A desperate celebration of an end.

  Commentary:
  Ah, December – the month when we frantically try to finish everything we planned to do all year in just 31 days! 🎉😅 It's like a high-stakes race against time that always ends in a festive flurry of chaos and jingle bells. 🎄🕰️ Don't worry, January is just around the corner to help us start procrastinating all over again! 🎉🙌 #EndOfTheYearBlues

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

  Commentary:
  🎸🎄 "Looks like someone is ready to jingle their bells all the way to the unemployment line! Who needs a 9 to 5 when you can be a full-time rockstar in Santa's band? Time to trade in that briefcase for a guitar case and make your holiday dreams come true! Rock on, Christmas rebel!" 🎶✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

  Commentary:
  "Channeling my inner Dickens this Christmas – Bah humbug to wealth, hello to the joy of being broke! 🎩💸 #LivingTheVictorianLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like some traditions just never go out of style! 🦃😅 Bring on the shame, it's the perfect side dish for Thanksgiving dinner. 😂🙈"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, folks! It's the spooktacular doorbell conspiracy theory in action 🐶🔔👻 Just another day in the life of our furry doorbell defenders! 🐕🎃 #HalloweenDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't take your love for merch to the grave? 💀🛍️ Imagine the afterlife as one big concert, complete with t-shirts, CDs, and maybe even some exclusive posthumous releases! Rock on from beyond the grave! 🤘😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew party planning could also involve a hint of danger? 🎉🤕 Just remember, swinging blindfolded at a piñata might lead to some unintentional dodgeball skills! 🎊⚾️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the avocado made quite an impression! 🥑👩‍🍳 Let's hope it lives up to the hype and doesn't turn out to be 'avo-cadon't'! 😉🎉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

  Commentary:
  "Hey buddy, just a friendly reminder: A wedding is not a DIY open bar experiment! 😜🥂 #DrinkResponsibly"

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