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- The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.
- Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.
- Be nice to your childrenβs teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.
- I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.
- Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.
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- Violence is not the answer, unless youβre a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piΓ±ata.
- There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.
- I donβt believe in lying to children, unless itβs about where the good snacks are hidden. Then itβs fine.
- Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, theyβre the ones who can sign you into a home.
- The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.
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