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53 Funny children quotes

Funny children quotes offer a charming and hilarious glimpse into the world of young minds! 👶😂 From their unexpected insights to their delightfully honest comments, these quotes capture the joy and humor of childhood. Enjoy a laugh as you appreciate the unique perspective of kids! 😄🎈

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View →: I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.
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View →: Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.
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View →: Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.
5 months ago
View →: Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.
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View →: Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.
5 months ago
View →: Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.
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View →: One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.
5 months ago
View →: Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.
5 months ago
View →: The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.
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View →: In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.
5 months ago
View →: Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.
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View →: Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.
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View →: Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.
5 months ago
View →: I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.
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View →: I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
5 months ago
View →: Having children is a pyramid scheme.
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View →: Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.
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View →: A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.
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View →: Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.
5 months ago
View →: Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.
5 months ago
View →: There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.
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View →: Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.
5 months ago
View →: When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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